The REAL Toy Story | Michael Wolf
Behind those toys are a whole new world of “fun”.
FIELD TEST FOR WHETHER OR NOT I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH: DO YOU FIND DOC M BORING??????
no joke, i’ve seriously considered getting the hydrogen atom tattooed on my wrist so that when people ask me what it is i can say ‘oh, do you know doctor manhattan?’
and when they say ‘no’ or ‘yeah, but i don’t like him’
i can promptly walk away and never speak to them again
guys let’s form a gang of crotchety dudes who don’t like people who don’t like Dr. M
I liked him when all we knew about him was that he could multilocate and therefore instant three(or more)some? Because yay selfcest? *hides under blankets*
Of course all the whiny babies have rock solid hard-ons for the king of whiny babies.
(via greengang)